Totally Random Tuesday - Zombie Apocalypse, Superstardom, Arkansas Earthquakes, Nothing


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Sometimes I think I am the most boring person on the face of the earth-  make that the entire galaxy- or even bigger than that.  Then I realize I am.  Til I go blog- hopping.  (NOT YOU GUYS ON MY LIST) :P

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We haven't done a zombie post in at least a week-  what is up with that?  Never fear, we still live for the day of the zombie apocalypse, where the ungrateful brats that I labored with for hours - days - weeks - months then got to screw up mostly on my own will toss me out first, but BWAHAHAHAHA the zombies will find zip, zero, zilch in the cavity that encases the brain since the mini diva and I lost the one we shared about 3 years ago and it will go after them anyways.

Did you ever wonder how the zombie apocalypse got started?  Ponder THIS.  Yeah, I bet that's it too. 

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I am trying to think of something clever and there's absolutely nothing there.  What's new, eh?

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If I hadn't found Random Tuesday Thoughts over at Keely's I would not even be doing a post-  that is how vast the emptiness of my mind is.

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Oh, my theory was once again proven to be true-  if I actually bother to enter the contests and giveaways I win some of them.  Funny how that works.  Seriously, try it sometimes, it's just like everything else-  if you do something you will get results.  Although I have to say, it has not worked with the freakin' lottery yet.  Better buy some tickets instead of letting Ken, he keeps buying losers. ;-)

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So even more celebrity f*ckedupederness, with Charlie Sheen this time.  It got me to thinking-  Rut Roh Rorge (who's old enough to remember the Jetson's?)  anyhoozles, all of these celebs, from Lindsay to Mel to Tiger to Miley to ... the list goes on and on.  So here's the question I asked myself- Is that the tradeoff they make with the Devil (or whoever) to get the superstardom and mega bucks?

I don't think I'd be any more of a whack job if I had it all (and yes, I'd be willing to sacrifice myself and my fabulously exciting life in Arkansas and what little sanity and whatnot I still possess to prove my point).  I'm thinking send me on tour and I'll get rich and famous for doing NOTHING but tagging along with Nickelback partying all the time with Chad and the guys and let's see if I end up a total raving lunatic.  Good plan, huh?  If I had a soul, I'd sell it in a heartbeat  for that gig.   That would make a helluva reality show and is the only one I'd consider doing-  and don't steal my idea, I'm going to pitch it myself.  ;-)

On the other hand, Ellen and Oprah, from outward appearances at least, are grace under pressure and freaking gorgeous and talented and so maybe I just need a talk show, so I have hair, make-up and music people following me around tossing me $$$ and worshiping the ground I walk on and we can skip the whole raving lunatic part.

Or maybe Tina Turner who is so frackin' amazing with killer legs, talent out the wazoo and shackin' up with some stud.

Come to think of it, maybe it is just that you have to be a female who did NOT get run through the Disney slutmaker machine.

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Lots of earthquakes in Arkansas- what is up with that?  It's the end of the world as we know it, and we feel fine!  Oh, except for the migraines we've been getting lately which may or may not be because of the quakes.  Seriously peeps are saying it's the start of the (non-zombie) apocalypse and it's starting here in our little corner of the world- like Ken says-  WTF about Haiti, New Zealand, etc?  Every time anything happens like that all the weirdo's come out of the woodwork.

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That's  a lot of typing for a whole lot of nothing - what is going on with you guys?  Post some random excitement so I can live vicariously, please, and link it on up.

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Hehehe when I was snagging the link I saw Keely posted about the zombie apocalypse as well-  I'm so glad I found her blog. ;)



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