Retirement

Since Ken was medically retired last year things have- taken some getting used to, to say the least.

Doing a search on retirement humor led to basically nothing, but if I don't find something to laugh about I will spend the rest of my life in prison for murder. ;-)

I know, right?  Those people who say I can't wait til my partner retires then we can spend all our time together-  you, you I will laugh at when it is your turn.  :P  He's actually a good guy, but all day, every day leads to dreams of smothering him in his sleep, or stabbing him with a sharp object.  

Why do women live longer than men?  A woman's place is in the kitchen and that's where the knives are kept.

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job - Ella Harris  Truer words were never spoken.

What is the typical retiree's idea of intense physical exercise?  A brisk sit!

If you read this honey-  just kidding, love you.  
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