Games families play. Support Group. Recipe Review.

I might have mentioned once or twice we don't have issues, we have lifetime subscriptions. Lest you think I am joking here's a case in point. Tonight I was making some eggs for Ken since he's home sick and the girls come in and tell me they are playing support group. Yes, support group. I know you are dying to add this to your repertoire, so here's how it goes. Naturally use your own names and situations.

Devii: Hi, I'm Devii, and I'm addicted to Oatmeal Craisin cookies.

Blondie: Hi, my name is Casey and my whole family is addicted to Oatmeal Craisin cookies. Even the dogs whine when mom doesn't share fast enough.

Devii: And you?

Blondie: I like chocolate chip. Sometimes with coconut. Better yet leave out the chocolate chips. And just eat the dough.

Ken: My name is Ken and I'm addicted to spam.

Devii: And how does that make you feel?
Blondie: I'm not ready to talk about it.

Devii: But how do you feel right now?

Blondie: I really can't talk about it. *sobs hysterically*

Ken: Okay I can't do that to you, my name is Ken and I'm addicted to Vienna Sausages.

Blondie: Gag me. *still sobbing*

Devii: And how does that make you feel?

Ken: Fine, fine, I'm addicted to hugs. *hugging ensues*

Blondie: Camera focuses back to me. Um, my stepdad is abusive with suck-up points. He just... takes them away!

Devii: And what do you do about it?

Blondie: I make him buy me things.

Devii: That's a good way to cope.

Blondie: But it doesn't fill the void. Belly rings are little, and it's a big void.

Devii: I understand. *to Dodie* And why are you here?

Dodie: *chews, makes wide motions, swallows* Clicky-clickety-click-click-PEW-PEW-PEW!!!! Pwn the n00bs! Pwn, clickety, clickyclicky. *eye twitch*

Devii: So you're addicted to castanets.

Blondie: And sombreros!

Devii: Of course.

Dodie: Clickety-clicky-PWN!

Devii: So, you have murderous tendencies?

Dodie: *eye twitch* Pwn the n00bs! Clickety-click-click-clicky.
... skipping ahead because there's just way too much hilarity to type...

Devii: So, Blondie, as a half-pirate, half-ninja, have you experienced any desire to kill yourself?

Blondie: Well, actually, I'm just so adorable that I love every part of me.

Devii: But, usually pirates and ninjas are enemies and want to kill each other. Can you explain that to me?

Blondie: Well, when you're this adorable... you just take a step back, you know, and you can really see it.

Devii: I think that we can all learn a valuable lesson from this. Thank you, Blondie.

This folks, is my life. I love my family, I really do. We so fit together. And umm not just because no one else wants us. Honestly I really LOVE my life and am grateful every minute of every day. Laughter is the norm and fun is our signature. I don't need no stinking padded room I live with the loonys and I love them with all my heart.



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